The Crypt Of Death!
Ah, the holidays. Delays in posting as always, but I couldn't resist sharing this delightful gem of a comic from July of 1952! Click for large images and enjoy this INSANE bit of horror.


THE GATES OF HELL ARE CLOSED DUE TO A LARGE INFLUX OF JIHAD ZOMBIES AND SWISS BANKERS



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Written by The Zombie Master Lee Roberts
January 26, 2007

Release: 1982
Directed by: George A. Romero
Written by: Stephen King
Starring:
Hal Holbrook as Professor Henry Northrup
Adrienne Barbeau as Wilma “Billie” Northrup
Leslie Nielsen as Richard Vickers
E.G. Marshall as Upson Pratt
Ted Danson as Harry Wentworth
Ed Harris as Hank Blaine
EC Comics, to those who do not know, was a force to be reckoned with in the 50’s. They had such titles as Crime Illustrated, Weird Fantasy, and Shock Illustrated. What they were best known for though, and ended up getting in trouble for, were such titles as Tales from the Crypt, Crypt of Terror, and Vault of Horror. It is within these horror comics that Stephen King (Carrie, Firestarter, etc.) and George Romero (Night of the Living Dead, etc.) found the inspiration for the film Creepshow.
Creepshow is an anthology of five short horror episodes from a fictitious comic book entitled Creepshow (coincidence, I think not). So let’s turn the page and see what eerie tales lay within the pages.

Father’s Day: This first story is about a woman who feels guilt for bashing her abusive fathers head in with a marble ash tray. And she should feel guilty because she killed him on Father’s Day. She has stopped by her father’s grave and during conversation he decides it is time to wake up and leave his underground abode. Yeah!! We see a young Ed Harris in this one as well. Good story.

The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill: This installment in Creepshow is where we see Stephen King himself in the role of Jordy Verrill, a backwoods redneck who happens to see a meteorite land on his farm. He is contemplating the money he will get from the museum when it breaks and he gets “meteor s**t” on him. What follows is the slow transformation of a man into a plant. Not bad but not great either. Good thing that it is short.

Something to Tide you Over: This is actually my favorite of the five Creepshow stories and is the one that we can learn from. First, we learn that if we are going to have an affair, make sure that the unknowing spouse isn’t insanely jealous to the point of vindictive murder. Second, we learn that if we happen to be the vindictive, murdering, insanely jealous, unknowing spouse we must be absolutely sure that the unfaithful duo is dead. I mean hole in the head dead. Not able to come back as a zombie dead. This Creepshow installment has a great story, with great acting from Leslie Nielsen.
The Crate: Classic actors Hal Holbrook, Fritz Weaver, and the lovely Adrienne Barbeau make this story my second favorite Creepshow short. Weaver and Holbrook are professors at the local college. A crate is found underneath some stairs that is unbelievably old and upon further investigation is holding something living inside. Carnage, blood and laughs follow. Both cheesy and funny in a twisted sort of way, this is a great story.
They’re Creeping up on You: How can you go wrong with E.G. Marshall. In this Creepshow short Mr. Marshall plays a mean old businessman who happens to have a slight case of OCD. Being a clean freak, he cannot stand bugs and bugs are getting into his super
clean hermetically sealed penthouse. How are they getting in? Where are they coming from? You will have to watch the movie.
Creepshow will go down as one of the best horror anthology films of all time. When you put Stephen King and George Romero together and leave them alone to do what they do best then the result has got to be good. The stories and execution are well done and the nature of an anthology of horror shorts prevents any one story from going on too long before resolution. If you have not seen this classic, go find and watch Creepshow. As a matter of fact, buy your own copy of it - Creepshow is one to have in your horror library and watch repeatedly. Questions or comments about Creepshow? Contact us!
Ah, the holidays. Delays in posting as always, but I couldn't resist sharing this delightful gem of a comic from July of 1952! Click for large images and enjoy this INSANE bit of horror.


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"Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead."

"I see dead people . . . Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead . . . They see only what they want to see."

"Don't you fucking look at me!" [Read the review]

"Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and . . . and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."

"There's no logical explanation for what I'm going to say to you now . . . The boy was badly crippled. I believe he was killed in an attic room of that house."

"Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die."

"Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that . . . do not listen."

"We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?"

"Mother, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today."

"Some places are like people . . . some shine and some don't."






























For some, Halloween means costume parties and drunken debauchery. That’s never really been my style. Personally, I like to spend my Halloween evenings eating candy and watching scary movies. Yeah, I’m a nerd - I know.
This Halloween season has had me reminiscing of the brilliant horror and sci-fi movie posters of years past. Particularly, I am a fan of the illustrated posters that used to be the staple of nearly every science fiction and horror film released. These posters are able to communicate so much about a film with a single, masterfully created image that it’s a shame this style isn’t so popular nowadays.
Since there were so many amazing posters to showcase, I have split this post into two parts. Part two will be posted on October 31st. But for now, you may feast on the first half.


















































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